I don't usually use american jokes but this one is cute? - maxine jokes about her car
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis of his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed in four different lenses.
The first worm was in a container with alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container with clean soil.
After the sermon,
The Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
The minister asked the congregation --
What you can from this demonDemonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised his hand and said:
"As you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you do not have to!"
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