Thursday, February 11, 2010

Maxine Jokes About Her Car I Don't Usually Use American Jokes But This One Is Cute?

I don't usually use american jokes but this one is cute? - maxine jokes about her car

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis of his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed in four different lenses.

The first worm was in a container with alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container with clean soil.
After the sermon,
The Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

The minister asked the congregation --

What you can from this demonDemonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised his hand and said:

"As you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you do not have to!"

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